c. February, 2010
Why does Target ask what my biggest strengths and weaknesses are? Why do they care what the most important thing I've done with my life is? I'm applying to put shit on shelves at 4 in the morning.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
How is there not a strain of weed called "One Hit Wonder"?
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Tolerance leads to progression and cross-pollination - but are progression and cross-pollination necessarily good? Are they even necessary (or beneficial... or necessarily beneficial) in and of themselves? Are you just as well-off not progressing and cross-pollinating? From an evolutionary standpoint, maybe not. But then, evolution is all that matters. Yet another reason so many people cling to religion.
God, I'm arrogant.
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Saturday, March 13, 2010
Casinos are a drunk environment and nothing else. Hunter S. Thompson was fucked.
Monday, March 15, 2010
The problem with complacency is that you stop paying attention to life. If you could see five years into the future and you were still doing your shit job that you swear you'll be out of soon, you'd probably just kill yourself now. Complacency makes that five year stretch painless. Complacency is like novocaine for your soul.
Buy good beer.
I'm driving in my car, I've got a cigarette going, window down, BTO on the stereo. The sun's out, it's finally starting to seem like spring - I'm feeling good, to sum it up. And then I get to work.
My dad and I are practically married.
I'm turning into my dad and I want it to stop.
How do you go your whole life thinking you're a good singer, only to have your dreams crushed during your American Idol audition? I don't even like sharing shit I know I'm good at - I can't imagine doing something in the public eye without being absolutely sure that it's going to work. What's even better are the people who still think they're good even after being told they're awful. At a certain point, you almost have to respect that level of narcissism and self-deception. To think you're the shit after people around you have made it abundantly clear that you're a total asshole takes a level of self-esteem that I'm not even sure is healthy.
Bitterness creates a wonderful dichotomy between utter self-loathing and complete self-centeredness. It allows you to see your flaws with total clarity, to take pride in the fact that you've identified your flaws, and then to remain exactly the same, only with a sense of self-righteousness because your recognition of said flaws makes you better than all the simpletons around you. Then you realize you're still the same selfish prick you've always been, and you get to start the cycle all over again.
My dad got mad at a casino for being too greedy.
I used to have to try to get one done.
Ever catch yourself spacing out AND grinding your teeth?
Drink when you're happy, not when you're sad/angry.
Mustache lady - I don't know what to do with that. I don't understand the thought process behind that. Just get a sex change so my brain stops spinning.
Getting caught - fell asleep going for round 2.
Casinos are a drunk environment and nothing else. Hunter S. Thompson was fucked.
Monday, March 15, 2010
The problem with complacency is that you stop paying attention to life. If you could see five years into the future and you were still doing your shit job that you swear you'll be out of soon, you'd probably just kill yourself now. Complacency makes that five year stretch painless. Complacency is like novocaine for your soul.
Buy good beer.
I'm driving in my car, I've got a cigarette going, window down, BTO on the stereo. The sun's out, it's finally starting to seem like spring - I'm feeling good, to sum it up. And then I get to work.
My dad and I are practically married.
I'm turning into my dad and I want it to stop.
How do you go your whole life thinking you're a good singer, only to have your dreams crushed during your American Idol audition? I don't even like sharing shit I know I'm good at - I can't imagine doing something in the public eye without being absolutely sure that it's going to work. What's even better are the people who still think they're good even after being told they're awful. At a certain point, you almost have to respect that level of narcissism and self-deception. To think you're the shit after people around you have made it abundantly clear that you're a total asshole takes a level of self-esteem that I'm not even sure is healthy.
Bitterness creates a wonderful dichotomy between utter self-loathing and complete self-centeredness. It allows you to see your flaws with total clarity, to take pride in the fact that you've identified your flaws, and then to remain exactly the same, only with a sense of self-righteousness because your recognition of said flaws makes you better than all the simpletons around you. Then you realize you're still the same selfish prick you've always been, and you get to start the cycle all over again.
My dad got mad at a casino for being too greedy.
I used to have to try to get one done.
Ever catch yourself spacing out AND grinding your teeth?
Drink when you're happy, not when you're sad/angry.
Mustache lady - I don't know what to do with that. I don't understand the thought process behind that. Just get a sex change so my brain stops spinning.
Getting caught - fell asleep going for round 2.
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